darcywho:

inheritorofmemories:

That’s definitely unique. Quite the Roman Emperor/Lord of the Underworld feel. Nero fiddling while Rome burns - that sort of thing.

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I’d prefer to imagine the look on his schoolteacher’s face the first day she has to call it out.

Basically. But we like it, what can I say? My dad just has to get off his high horse. 

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I’d pay to see that, actually. ‘Course, they’ll probably think we’re his satanist parents, and then I’ll be coming to pick him up in the latest boho chic. 

That’s all that matters, I suppose. You’re the parents after all.

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Oh, you can’t disappoint them like that. Buy yourself a pentagram at least. That way you can be assured they’ll treat Auggie well.