You’re pregnant? Congratulations. Ignore your parents, if you can. It always ends badly.
Thanks. And that’s easier said than done with mine. It’s only bad because, uh, well, the father decided on something a bit…unorthodox.
Unorthodox. Pretty… broad.

Do I want to know?
darcywho reblogged this from inheritorofmemories and added:
Oh that’s nothing, Fandral got stuck watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo for hours because he couldn’t find the remote....
inheritorofmemories reblogged this from darcywho and added:
Oh, for the days when we might have kept our TV habits secret from the Asgardians… … Thor found my stash of Happy...
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fandraltheasgardian reblogged this from darcywho and added:
I was trapped with her for two while hours while trying to find the clicker for the television… I’m sorry if my obvious...
fandraltheasgardian2 reblogged this from darcywho and added:
Is he truly that upset?


