+shieldagentellis

shieldagentellis:

inheritorofmemories:

[TEXT] Yes, reality TV has lost its lustre recently. Apparently the show about English idiots in a house together has captured the attention of more than one agent. 

[TEXT] I have no comment myself. Reality is strange enough around here.

[TEXT] … Thank you.

[text] And don’t even get me started on trash TV. I mean, who the hell would be stupid enough to WILLINGLY go on public air and basically admit that their life’s in the shit hole? I’m not sure anyone has self respect anymore…

[text] Just… whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast. The only reason this is happening at all is because half of this division’s in uproar from a count of two head of division deaths in the past few weeks alone, and people are starting to think Candinsky’s old office is cursed and refuse to take over.

[TEXT] I debated suggesting a SHIELD reality show to the Director. Can you imagine the viewing figures? ‘I fell for an alien who turned out to be my lord and master?’ We’d kill in the ratings.

[TEXT] Two? Do you have any more information on their deaths? I don’t believe any more in coincidence than I bet you do.