Turn A Knife In Your Back Then Calling You Baby [@thegoldenironavenger]

thetextbooknarcissist:

inheritorofmemories:

“All talk, no action… sounding like anyone?” Natasha calls back, sighing heavily. “And if you call me Spidey again, you might find it’s the last thing you do with all of your limbs intact. Send Loverboy after me if you like.”

She laughs at the threat, rolling her eyes at him. “I beat far greater than him on my worst days - although that wasn’t what I meant. Just saying it must be interesting for a possessive, power mad god to be involved with… well, you. Don’t mistake it for interest.”

The question causes her to scowl again. “Do you ever read your files? A mission, Stark. Someone with a warped sense of humour has allocated you as my technical back up in an infiltration mission - you can read about it in the copter. I don’t have time to explain it to you step by step.”

Tony rolled his eyes and walked straight past Natasha quickly crossing to the other side of the living room to the bar where he grabbed a glass and filled it with a fair amount of scotch, quickly knocking it back and swallowing it down, savoring the taste. 

“Well, you know I would have read my file if I’d had the chance to but no I said a some annoying little Spider on my bag I just can’t seem to squash.” His eyes narrowed towards her and he filled the glass again, taking another quick sip. “Technical back up? Oh boy. Give me one good reason I should help you and ‘back you up’ when I could just stay right here.” He paused for a second and raised his glass, making his way towards the couch to sit down and put his feet up. “Yeah, staying here sounds good.”

“Just try and squash me. Drowning your instincts will only make it worse for you,” she reminds him, coming to lounge on one of the armchairs, watching intently.

“One good reason? I can give you several, although I think Jarvis might be about to save me the bother; your private server was breached three minutes ago. Did I forget to mention that?”

She feigns innocence, tilting her head curiously at him.