Turn A Knife In Your Back Then Calling You Baby [@thegoldenironavenger]
“And if anyone cared, I’m sure I’d be worried,” she calls back, moving back readily from the door. Anything that means that she doesn’t have to see him naked and creates the impression of her winning at the same time is fine by her. “I’ve heard the rumours, and I’ll be charging my therapist bill to you for that alone.”
At the threat of Loki, she simply smirks, leaning against the door. “Jealous, is he? You really do have an inflated sense of your own self importance, don’t you? Really, what you’re hiding beneath that towel is of less than no interest to me - just ask Pepper.”
“If you’re not interested in seeing my dick then I suggest you stop talking about it, Spidey.” Tony rolled his eyes as he grabbed a pair of boxers and let the towel drop, pulling them on to rest against his hips before grabbing a pair of pants. “Seriously, for a girl who’s not interested in seeing whats beneath the sheet she sure has a lot to say about it.” Tony resisted the urge to snap at her once more and grabbed a shirt, making his way back towards the door.
“Jealous of you? Sweetheart he couldn’t find an aspect of you to be jealous of if he tried. Try angry.” He pulled it open and quickly pulled his Black Sabbath shirt on, only to look at her and cocked an eyebrow. “Now what the hell do you want from me?”
“All talk, no action… sounding like anyone?” Natasha calls back, sighing heavily. “And if you call me Spidey again, you might find it’s the last thing you do with all of your limbs intact. Send Loverboy after me if you like.”
She laughs at the threat, rolling her eyes at him. “I beat far greater than him on my worst days - although that wasn’t what I meant. Just saying it must be interesting for a possessive, power mad god to be involved with… well, you. Don’t mistake it for interest.”
The question causes her to scowl again. “Do you ever read your files? A mission, Stark. Someone with a warped sense of humour has allocated you as my technical back up in an infiltration mission - you can read about it in the copter. I don’t have time to explain it to you step by step.”
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“Drowning my instincts? Right, no, this is how I’ve come to tolerate being the in the same room as you.” Tony rolled his...
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“Just try and squash me. Drowning your instincts will only make it worse for you,” she reminds him, coming to lounge on...