agentclntbrtn:

inheritorofmemories:

Because I am a captain. Show some respect. Clint. Apparently I am captain of the U.S. Drunk Tank… and that doesn’t sound right. Can I be like Captain Jack Sparrow? He has rum, at least.

Jesus, ‘Tasha. How much did you drink? 

Don’t you judge me, Clint Barton. I am still more than capable of kicking your ass should the occasion call for it. *she laughs, before biting her lip.* Not funny. A lot. I’ve had a looooot… Sorry.