Turn A Knife In Your Back Then Calling You Baby [@thegoldenironavenger]

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inheritorofmemories:

“More often than you might expect,” Natasha smirks, before breaking into a groan. Delightful - and certainly a foolproof way of making her want to leave the room. She raises an eyebrow at him, refusing to look away. “Nothing I haven’t seen before. Certainly nothing I haven’t seen bigger.” She’s almost daring him to strip in front of her, given that braver men than him have tried and failed to under her cool stare.

“This mission doesn’t require you having use of your fingers,” she tells him. “I assume Iron Man has ways and means that do not require your tools to cope with your lover being away.” 

“I’d call that harassment.” He shrugged his shoulders and tightened the sheet around his waist, eyes turning into narrow slits as he stared at her and didn’t say a word. “You wouldn’t know, honey, you’ve never seen it. I suggest you get out.” Tony didn’t wait for an answer and instead walked towards her and turned her before pushing her out of his room and shutting the door behind her. “The longer you stand in my bedroom the more desperate you’re going to look.”

“He won’t be away much longer if you attempt to come into my room whilst I’m getting changed and you’ll be the one with broken fingers or worse.” He shouted through the door before walking into the bathroom and shutting the door behind him.

“And if anyone cared, I’m sure I’d be worried,” she calls back, moving back readily from the door. Anything that means that she doesn’t have to see him naked and creates the impression of her winning at the same time is fine by her. “I’ve heard the rumours, and I’ll be charging my therapist bill to you for that alone.”

At the threat of Loki, she simply smirks, leaning against the door. “Jealous, is he? You really do have an inflated sense of your own self importance, don’t you? Really, what you’re hiding beneath that towel is of less than no interest to me - just ask Pepper.”