*frowns, examining the words curiously* A bar. Some nice gentlemen want to do a body shot from me - I assume I translated wrong?
Yeah, definitely - that’s not - hmph. Alright. First, why’re you wearin’ a captain’s hat?
Because I am a captain. Show some respect. Clint. Apparently I am captain of the U.S. Drunk Tank… and that doesn’t sound right. Can I be like Captain Jack Sparrow? He has rum, at least.
inheritorofmemories reblogged this from agentclntbrtn and added:
Don’t you judge me, Clint Barton. I am still more than capable of kicking your ass should the occasion call for it. *she...
friendshipstates said: You can train an elephant to shoot a bow and arrow. Don’t know why that fact popped into my head.
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