Not only am I… well, I’m wearing a Captain’s dress hat. I’m a little drunk, Clint. Come pick me up?
*slightly dramatic sigh* Where are you?
*frowns, examining the words curiously* A bar. Some nice gentlemen want to do a body shot from me - I assume I translated wrong?
inheritorofmemories reblogged this from agentclntbrtn and added:
Don’t you judge me, Clint Barton. I am still more than capable of kicking your ass should the occasion call for it. *she...
friendshipstates said: You can train an elephant to shoot a bow and arrow. Don’t know why that fact popped into my head.
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