sebastian-tiger-moran:

I Have Some Secrets No One Should Know.: sebastian-tiger-moran: I Have Some Secrets No One Should Know.:…

sebastian-tiger-moran:

So wait. Let me get this straight. You’re cock sucker is coming to get me, and his name is Phil? And he’s balding? 

I won’t call him cock sucker anymore. No one wants to look at that while they’re getting serviced. He’s sort of chatty, but in a bitchy way. Is Phil really a woman? I’m anxious, you know how I feel about females with cocks. Remember Bangladesh? 

And I can call Barton whatever I want. You can make jabs at Jim and I, then I can make jabs at you and your thing. Have you made it official yet? Or do you give him the same treatment you gave me all those years ago? Needle to the throat, woke up with an IOU and an empty wallet. 

I’m reading these files. You sure she’s a witch and not an alien?  Some of this shit sounds voodoo, but other stuff I’m not so certain on.

Good idea, not calling him that. You might be full of your own self-importance, but he could kick your ass in six different ways. Kill you in five more. Don’t underestimate based on first impressions - you know better than that, Basher.

I remember Bangladesh well. You were horrified at the idea of compromising your heterosexuality. How things change.

You cannot call Barton whatever you want - because you’ll have me to deal with if you do. There’s nothing to make official. He’s my partner, nothing more, although I will defend him when necessary. I owe him a debt.

You pissed me off. That was the difference. Oh, and you were such an easy target.

I’m sure she’s a witch. We have intel from a prisoner that she’s one of the best. The ‘other stuff’ as you put it is a side effect of her cunning. Don’t be fooled.