MUWAHAHAHAH!
“We? You, maybe. I’d still be here, telling my new partner warning stories about the crazy one I used to have. Why are you ‘collecting’ me?”
“Because Reasons.”
“Of course. Because reasons. You should’ve said before now, I’d have made it much easier for you.
Although, of course, attempt to polish your collection and I’ll shoot you in the face. Fair warning.”
inheritorofmemories reblogged this from shieldshawk and added:
“I’m beginning to doubt how wise those words were.”
shieldshawk reblogged this from inheritorofmemories and added:
“As you wish.”
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