“First person to manufacture an emergency to get me away from this endless bureaucracy gets paid in cookies, sexual favours, or beer. Any takers? Please, God, anyone?”
“There’s a break in in progress on Sixteenth and Ninth. I’d know, considering I’m the one carrying it out. Could always use an extra set of eyes. Oh, and I’ll take a crate of Yarpivo.”
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“Well, I’ll keep loose change in my pocket to cover the vast expense. Now you ask questions. Not in the morning...
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